We need to believe in love. If we don't, Hallmark and See's Candies would both be knocking on the bailout door along with Chrysler. I know it's a jaded vibe, but if you haven't figured this out for your self by now you must be living under a rock. The commercialism swirling around this candy hearts and flowers day makes Christmas look like a day of quiet reflection. Needless to say, thousands of us at one time or another have drunk the kool aid and jumped head first into the fancy restaurants, boxes of chocolate, flowers, lingerie, jewelry and not to mention the obligatory sentimental card...even me.
This year I thought I could provide an important public service by offering a little insight and advice on a few of the more important aspects of Cupid's day.
How chocolate is made.
Through childhood I was convinced of two main precepts about chocolate. First, that all chocolate came from Willie Wonka like factories. And secondly, those hollow chocolate bunnies at Easter were a cruel joke. My opinions of the former changed drastically once I visited the Ghiradelli factory in San Francisco. There I was surrounded by the sights, sounds and smells of real chocolate being made by real people. The chocolate making process, I came to find out, was real with not a trace of mysticism nor the participation of Oompa Loompa like characters to it. The latter however is still a cruel joke being pervaded on our youth and must be stopped.
The chocolate making process is a precise combination of tradition, science and artistry. The pulp and the beans of the cacao tree are left to ferment in the open air. The beans start out white, bitter and odorless. As they ferment they turn purple then a dull brown, losing their original bitterness and developing the essential oils known as "flavor precursors." Fermentation lasts from two to nine days. Then the beans are set out to dry. Drying reduces their moisture making them safe to ship without fear of spoilage. At the factory the beans are cleaned of debris and sorted by size before roasting. It’s the roasting that produces the heady aromas and enticing flavors that is chocolate. After roasting, which takes place at about 250 F, the beans are cracked open and the husks removed to reveal the nibs, the meat of the bean. The nibs are then ground to start their journey to chocolate.
Grinding heats the nibs sufficiently to melt the cocoa butter. A vegetable fat that makes up about half their content. The rest is known as "cocoa solids". This is all there is to unsweetened baking chocolate, the chocolate liquor that has been allowed to cool and solidify. After grinding, all chocolate, whether dark or milk, undergoes a treatment known as 'conching', where the mixture is pummeled for hours by large rollers of the conching machines.
Conching got its name from the Conch shaped rollers used in early chocolate production. The temperature of the chocolate for conching is higher for dark than for milk chocolate. The time of conching may take 12 hours or less for milk chocolate, but it may take days for the highest quality dark chocolate.
Production of dark chocolate consists essentially of a finely ground mix of cocoa mass and sugar, with enough added cocoa butter to enable it to set in block form when molded, or to set as a firm shell on confectionery centers when used for covering. For milk chocolate production, it is essential to remove practically all the water from the milk before the refining stage. Incorporation of milk during manufacture produces the very popular milk chocolate, which is much milder and also softer in texture due to the lower melting point of the milk fat.
Now that you know everything there is to know about chocolate, here's a recipe for the most jaded amongst us.
Broken Heart Chocolate Cake
Serves 6
5 large Eggs
1 cup Sugar
1/3 cup Strong Coffee
1 cup Unsalted butter
6 ounces Semi-sweet chocolate
1 ounce Unsweetened chocolate
1 Tsp. Pure vanilla extract
Powdered sugar, for dusting
1 1/2 cups whipped cream, as accompaniment
1/2 cup Raspberry Sauce
This cake is like a super-moist fallen chocolate soufflé with a delicately crisp crust. It puffs up a lot while it bakes and then falls as it cools—so don’t panic. Be sure to give it at least 20 minutes to cool before serving; if it’s too warm, it will be tasty but much too difficult to cut.
Preheat the oven to 350°. Butter and flour a heart shaped pan. Cut a piece of parchment paper to fit in the bottom if you want a little insurance. Butter and flour the paper as well.
Melt the chocolates, butter and sugar in the top of double boiler. Stir in the coffee and vanilla extract. Pour the chocolate mix into the bowl of a mixer and beat on medium speed for 2 minutes with the whip. Add the eggs one at a time. Adding the next when the previous egg is fully incorporated. Continuing mixing for 10 to 14 minutes until the batter increases in bulk and lightens. It will begin to resemble a normal cake batter. Be patient and wait for this to happen, otherwise the cake will not rise properly and be way too dense. Pour the batter into the prepared pan and push into the corners. Level as best you can. Bake 40 minutes until the cake moves as one mass when you gently jiggle the pan and an inserted toothpick comes out clean. Let cool for 20 to 30 minutes (or overnight) and invert the cake onto a cake plate. Dust with powered sugar.
Make a jagged cut down the center of the cake to resemble a broken heart. Fill the opening with raspberry sauce. Serve the slices with whipped cream and extra sauce on the side.
RASPBERRY SAUCE
Makes about 1 1/2 cups
1 10 ounce pkg. Frozen Raspberries in Syrup
1/2 cup Powdered Sugar
2-3 Tbsp. Kirsch Liquer (Cherry Brandy)
Puree the raspberries with the syrup, sugar and kirsch. Push the sauce through a fine mesh strainer. Discard the seeds. Serve chilled.
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Romantic Restaurants
If baking isn't your thing, you might just want to make reservations instead. When Valentine's Day falls on the weekend as it does this year, restaurateurs are left trying to make the best of it. They live for the years that places the holiday mid-week, thereby giving them an extra day of weekend like sales to boost a usually dismal month of sales. But in our special economy there are great deals to be had and reservations that in years past were hard to get, have been a bit easier to secure. My tip is to choose a place, not for the deal, but for the experience. You'll rack up mega points if you can nab a table at your sweeties favorite spot. Stick to what you know.
If you must explore though, here are some of my recommendations for places that will surely offer a good meal and good service in sexy atmosphere.
Sanctuary
903 Washington Ave.
Minneapolis
612-339-5058
Afton House
3291 S. St. Croix Trail
Afton
651-436-8883
Zelo
831 Nicollet Mall
Minneapolis
612-333-7000
Barbette
1600 W. Lake St.
Minneapolis
612-827-5710
"It's not you...it's me"
Valentine's Day may possibly be the best time to dump out of a relationship. Just think of it. He or she won't see it coming. It's always nice to soften the blow with a gift and if you do it in a crowded restaurant the chance of an ugly scene developing drops exponentially. So, if your in the market to trade in your sweetie for a newer model...here are some of my recommendations. (Zagat has compiled complete volumes on New York and San Francisco places for dating and dumping by the way)
The ultimate break-up venue for guys;
Hooters
Several location around the Twin Cities...my choice would be the Mall of America. At least she can go shopping afterwards.
Though texting may be the best method, the best venue for a gal to dump her loser would be anyplace with hot female bartenders or great steaks. Since the bartender subject is too vast to cover, here are two places with great steaks, great scotch and crowded enough to avoid the wrong scene.
St. Paul Grill
350 Market St
St Paul
651- 224-7455
Manny's Steakhouse
9th & Marquette
Minneapolis
612-339-9900